Riddles
Updated February 21, 2017 | Factmonster Staff 
Riddles
What kind of bow can't you tie?
| What do you call a tropical bird in Alaska? Lost! |
| How does an ocean say hello? It waves! |
| What says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, gulp? You, when you're eating alphabet soup! |
| Five people stood under an umbrella, and none of them got wet. Why? It wasn't raining! |
| What did the cowboy say when he walked into a bar? Ouch! |
| They go around a room but don't move. What are they? Walls! |
| What do you call fish with no eyes? Fsh! |
| What can run but not walk? A faucet! |
| What happened when Batman and Robin got run over? They became Flatman and Ribbon. |
| What kind of table has no top and no legs? A multiplication table! |
| How do you get fur from a skunk? Run fast and you'll soon be fur away! |
| What is produced only in Canada? Canadians! |
| What kind of bow can't you tie? A rainbow! |
| You can hold it, but you can't touch it. What is it? A discussion! |
| Why does the traffic light turn red? Because it has to change in front of people. |
| Try your hand at Doctor Jokes! |
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